ic contact;

[unswerved]

You just missed me. [ he's trying to sound cool. ] Leave a message or something, I guess.

[ action - text - voice - video ]

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text;

[scenting]

HEY YOU

[ and then a few moments later when she realizes ]

wait no not you dont reply to me

[ hi yata have the rudest misdial ever ]

text;

[unswerved]

wat
how i can not reply
wtf
who ru

text;

[scenting]

by not replying
and i'm no one so shutt up oh my god

text;

[unswerved]

o
says here ur names malia
hi???
do u need anythin

[ somebody doesn't understand the concept of misdialing. ]

text;

[scenting]

[ yata why ]

hi
i dont need anything
unless you have stuff i guess
what do you have

[ malia's no better herself tbh ]

text;

[unswerved]

uhh
i hav ice cream??

text;

[scenting]

what kind of ice cream
bet its crap

text;

[unswerved]

[ mALIA WHAT THE FUCK ]

dont call my ice cream crap!!!!!!!!
its rly gud
its called twistee treats

text;

[scenting]

[ WHATEVER ]

wtf is twistee treats
is it even chocolate

text;

[unswerved]

no
theres all kinds of flavors

text;

[scenting]

that doesnt explain anything

[ this entire conversation doesn't explain anything ]

text;

[unswerved]

wats there 2 explain
i said its ice cream

text;

[scenting]

yeah but
you didnt say what kind
twsitee treats tells me nothing

text;

[unswerved]

do u not like
go outside
its an ice cream shop
i work ther

text;

[scenting]

wait we have an ice cream shop here

[ SHE... DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THAT KIND OF THING ]

text;

[unswerved]

yea thers a couple
u should go check em out
twistee treats is beter than the rest tho

text;

[scenting]

oh
why

text;

[unswerved]

[ this is, by far, the strangest conversation through text he's ever had. ]

just sayin

text;

[scenting]

[ meanwhile, kind of par for the course for malia. ]

saying what
you didnt say anything

text;

[unswerved]

i mean like
twistee treats ruelz
just sayin

text!

[eyemask]

[ oh gross, look at all this spam. sougo's clearing out his inbox the only way he knows how. yata will get a rather confusing mail header ... ]

May i ask why you’re so unhappy with your d!c’k?

[ and here's a link to a viagra store that yata probably shouldn't click. ]

WHY ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE

[unswerved]

WTF IS THIS
i aint clickin that!!!

out of luv ...

[eyemask]

[ sougo doesn't even reply to yata yet because!! he's not done clearing his inbox!!! ]

The most defiant fillies will strive for riding your new big Italian stallion.

oh my god

[unswerved]

wat
wtf
i dont haev a horse????

[eyemask]

[ he wanted to keep spamming him but ok, he needs to reply to this one ]

... You're really something, Yata-kun. [ such purity ..... ]